Monkey Couple Package — Green and Pink Sensual Enhancement Pills

What the Monkey Couple Package is

The Monkey Couple Package is a two-card bundle of herbal dietary supplement tablets: one green card holding a single tablet positioned for him, and one pink card holding a single tablet positioned for her. Both cards are sealed blister packs, both carry the Kangaroo brand mark, and both are marked MADE IN USA beside a printed US flag. It sits in our Supplements for Men range and equally in the Supplements for Women range, because the bundle spans both.

The two cards share one piece of artwork — a painted monkey wearing a pair of over-ear headphones, rendered in dripping neon colour — and differ in their background panel and in the colour of the tablet behind the clear blister dome. Everything stated on this page has been transcribed from the printed cards themselves. Where a card does not print something, this page does not print it either.

The two cards, side by side

This bundle is two distinct products sold together rather than two of the same thing, so each card is worth describing on its own terms.

• The green card. A lime-green background with the monkey artwork across the centre. The tablet visible through the dome is a pale mint green, round and uncoated in appearance. The reverse carries its own Supplement Facts panel, its own directions, its own caution block and its own barcode.
• The pink card. A deep pink-and-red background carrying the same artwork. The tablet behind its dome is a bright magenta-pink, again round. It too has a complete and separate panel on the reverse — the two cards are not printed from a shared template, and their caution blocks are worded differently from one another.

Each card holds one tablet. The two tablets are different formulas, and each card's own back panel is the reference for the tablet it holds.

What the panels declare

Both panels declare a single proprietary blend rather than a list of separately dosed ingredients. That is a labelling structure, not an ingredient: the manufacturer prints one combined figure for the blend as a whole and then names the botanicals that go into it, without disclosing how much of each one is present. Both panels give that figure as 1000, and neither prints a unit of measure beside it.

Each card prints its own ingredient names on the reverse, under the Supplement Facts heading, and the two lists are not the same as one another. Those names are specific to each card and are not reproduced on this page — the card itself is the authoritative list for the tablet it carries. The NIH Office of Dietary Supplements overview of botanical dietary supplements explains how proprietary blends are declared on labels in general, and the NIH Dietary Supplement Label Database is a public archive of supplement panels if you want to see how other products in this category set theirs out.

Supplement Facts

The blend row is reproduced exactly as the cards print it. No unit of measure is printed beside either figure on either panel, so none has been added here.

How to use it

Both cards direct one tablet taken thirty minutes ahead of time. That is the entire dosing instruction printed on either panel — there is no loading dose, no second tablet, and no course to follow.

The green card sets a firm ceiling in its caution line: no more than one tablet every 48 hours. That is the limit for the green tablet. The two tablets are separate formulas on separate cards, so neither card's instruction should be read across onto the other.

Neither card prints a storage instruction. As with any herbal supplement, a cool, dry drawer out of direct sunlight is sensible, and each tablet is best left sealed in its blister until the moment it is used.

Who it is for

This is an adult product for people aged 18 and over, sold as a pair rather than as a single item. The format is what distinguishes it: two sealed single-tablet cards in one purchase, which suits a couple who want to try the two formulas at the same time without committing to a bottle of either.

It will not suit anyone falling into the groups the cards themselves exclude, and it is not a good fit if you want a panel that declares a milligram figure for every named ingredient — these cards declare a combined blend instead. If that matters to you, the wider Supplements range includes products whose panels are itemised differently.

Good to know

The cards' own warnings are the ones that matter, and they are reproduced here rather than softened. Do not take either tablet if you have a serious medical or health condition. Do not take either if you are already taking other supplements or prescription medications. Do not take either if you have a heart condition or high blood pressure. Both panels carry exclusions along these lines, and both direct you to speak to a physician if any of them apply to you.

Keep this and every supplement out of the reach of children, and do not use it if you are under 18.

Herbal supplements are not reviewed by any agency before they go on sale, and interactions with prescription medicine are a genuine consideration rather than a box to tick. The NCCIH page on dietary and herbal supplements sets out what that regulatory position actually means for a shopper, and the NIH consumer guide to dietary supplements covers what to ask before starting one. Speak to a licensed healthcare professional before use, particularly if you take prescription medicine of any kind.

No California Proposition 65 warning is printed on either card.

Frequently Asked Questions

How many tablets come in the Monkey Couple Package?

Two in total — one tablet on the green card and one tablet on the pink card. Each card is a separate sealed blister holding a single tablet, and both cards come together in this listing.

Are the green and pink tablets the same formula in different colours?

No. They are two different formulas with two separate Supplement Facts panels, two separate barcodes and two differently worded caution blocks. The green tablet is the one positioned for him and the pink for her, and each card's own back panel describes only the tablet on that card.

Are these tablets or capsules?

They are tablets. Both panels give the serving size as "1 Tablet" and both sets of directions refer to a tablet throughout, so there is no gelatin capsule shell on either card.

How often can the green tablet be taken?

No more than one tablet every 48 hours, which is the ceiling printed in the caution line on the back of the green card. The card gives no instruction for taking more than one in that window.

Where is the full ingredient list?

On the reverse of each blister card, printed in full under the Supplement Facts heading. Each card carries its own list covering only the tablet it holds, so check the green card for the green tablet and the pink card for the pink one.

How is this order packaged for delivery?

Orders ship in plain, unbranded outer packaging with no product imagery and nothing on the outside describing the contents, and billing descriptors are discreet as well. Product photographs are illustrative. Packaging, lot codes and printed dates vary between shipments.

Product information compiled and reviewed by the Gear Isle product team. We transcribe supplement facts directly from manufacturer packaging. Found an error? Tell us.

These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Dietary supplement for adults 18 and over. Consult a licensed healthcare professional before use, especially if you have a medical condition, heart concerns, or take prescription medication (including nitrates). Keep out of reach of children.