Coochy Rash Free Shave Creme Loves Me Loves Me Not 4-8-16 fl oz

What it is

Coochy Rash Free Shave Creme in Loves Me Loves Me Not is a shave cream sold by Body Boudoir in a pump bottle, offered here in three volumes: 4 fl. oz. (120 ml), 8 fl. oz. (240 ml) and 16 fl. oz. (480 ml). It is a cream rather than a foam, a gel or an aerosol, so it is dispensed as a thick white product straight from the pump rather than expanding into lather in your hand.

Loves Me Loves Me Not is the scent variant named on the bottle, and the name is carried through the artwork. An oversized white daisy with a yellow centre sits behind the Coochy script, with the variant name set in a handwritten style below the product name — the daisy being the flower of the loves-me, loves-me-not counting game. The Body Boudoir wordmark sits above it at the top of the label.

Choosing between the three sizes

The three bottles differ in volume and in physical proportions, not in what comes out of them. The 4 fl. oz. is a short, squat bottle roughly as wide as it is tall. It is the one that fits in a toiletry bag or a drawer, and it is the sensible starting point if you have not used this scent before and would rather find out whether it suits you than commit to a large bottle.

The 8 fl. oz. is the middle option — a tall cylinder holding double the volume of the small bottle, in a shape meant to stand on a shelf rather than lie flat in a bag. It is the usual compromise between how long a bottle lasts and how much counter space it takes.

The 16 fl. oz. is the full-size bottle: four times the volume of the 4 fl. oz., noticeably taller and wider than the 8 oz, and intended to live in a shower or on a bathroom shelf rather than travel. It makes most sense where more than one person is using it, or where larger areas are being shaved regularly.

The bottle and the pump

All three sizes use the same dispensing arrangement: a navy pump head under a clear plastic overcap, mounted on a frosted translucent bottle. The overcap is the full width of the bottle neck and sits over the pump when it is not in use, which keeps the head clean between uses and stops it catching on anything in a bag.

Because the bottle is translucent rather than opaque, the level of the white cream inside shows as a visible line against the frosting, so you can see roughly how much is left without opening anything. A pump is a more practical fitting than a screw cap for a product handled with wet hands, and it dispenses a consistent amount per press, which makes it easier to use a measured quantity than it is with a tube or a tub.

How a shave creme like this is used

Creams in this format are worked into skin that has already been softened with warm water, rather than applied dry. The general sequence is to wet the area first, dispense a small amount from the pump, spread it into a thin and even layer, and then shave with a clean, sharp blade, rinsing the blade as you go. Afterwards the area is rinsed with clean water and patted dry with a towel.

A little goes further than most people expect on a first attempt. One or two pumps is a reasonable starting quantity for a small area; add more only if the blade starts to drag, because an over-thick layer tends to clog a razor rather than help it glide. Keep the bottle standing upright and out of standing water, and replace the overcap between uses.

Blade condition matters as much as the cream does. A dull or dirty blade drags regardless of what is applied underneath it, so changing cartridges on schedule and rinsing between strokes does more for comfort than using extra product.

Who it's for

This is for adults who shave and would rather use a dedicated cream than bar soap or a generic aerosol foam. It sits in our Shave Aid range alongside our other shaving products, and within the wider Lubes category.

The Loves Me Loves Me Not variant specifically suits someone who wants a scented product rather than a neutral, unscented one. If fragrance is something you would rather avoid altogether, an unscented shaving product is a better fit than this one. Anyone with sensitive skin, a known fragrance sensitivity or an existing skin condition should test it on a small area first and speak to a healthcare professional if unsure.

Good to know

The following is general guidance for cosmetic shaving products of this kind rather than a transcription of label instructions:

• For external use only. Avoid contact with the eyes; if contact happens, rinse thoroughly with water.
• Keep out of reach of children.
• Patch-test on a small area before first use if you have sensitive or reactive skin.
• Stop using it if irritation develops, and seek advice if it does not settle.
• Store the bottle upright with the overcap on, away from direct heat and sunlight.
• This is a cosmetic shaving product, not a medicine, and it makes no medical claims.

Frequently Asked Questions

What size bottles does the Loves Me Loves Me Not shave creme come in?

Three sizes are offered: 4 fl. oz. (120 ml), 8 fl. oz. (240 ml) and 16 fl. oz. (480 ml). The 4 oz is a short, squat bottle suited to a toiletry bag, the 8 oz is a tall mid-size bottle, and the 16 oz is the largest. All three hold the same cream and use the same pump fitting.

Is this a foam or a cream?

It is a cream. Coochy Rash Free Shave Creme dispenses as an opaque white cream from a pump rather than as an aerosol foam or a clear gel, so it is spread into a thin layer on wet skin rather than whipped up into lather first.

How does the bottle dispense the product?

Through a pump head fitted to the top of the bottle, covered by a clear plastic overcap when not in use. The same arrangement is used on all three sizes, and the frosted translucent bottle lets you see roughly how much cream is left inside.

What does Loves Me Loves Me Not refer to?

It is the name of the scent variant, printed on the front of the bottle beneath the product name. The bottle illustrates it with a large white daisy, the flower associated with the loves-me, loves-me-not petal-counting game.

How is this order packaged for delivery?

Every order ships in plain, unmarked outer packaging with no product images or descriptive wording on the outside. The billing descriptor is discreet, and nothing on the parcel identifies the contents.

Product information compiled and reviewed by the Gear Isle product team. We transcribe product specifications directly from manufacturer packaging. Found an error? Tell us.

These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. For adults 18 and over. Consult a licensed healthcare professional before use, especially if you have a medical condition or a known allergy to any listed ingredient. Keep out of reach of children.